"How to Keep Your Patience While Putting on Your 3-Year-Old's Shirt, Pants, Socks, Shoes--Everything But His Undies--for the 50th Time That Day Because He Takes them Off Everywhere: The Doctor's Office, The YMCA, The Grocery Store, Etc."
"How to Keep Your Heart from Melting Away"
"How to Make Supper While You Have a Baby Climbing on Your Leg and a Toddler Who Wants to Help Soooooo Bad with the Hot Soup That Needs to Be Blended"
"How to Put Your Boys to Bed at the Same Time Without Having it Take 67 Minutes Before They Fall Asleep"
"How to Get Green Paint Out of Carpet"
"The Etiquette of Having a Conversation with a Friend While Your Children Interrupt You 392 Times"
"How to Get Your One-Year-Old To Stop Loving the Toilet"
"How A Mother of Two Boys Can Keep Up Her Energy Past 8 O'Clock PM"
"How to Speak Baby-ese" (I'd ask Isaiah how he got in here.)
7 comments:
I love this! I would read it too.
Isaiah looks so cute in that green shirt.
Sounds like you need a spring break:)
I can't wait to see the finished painted wall!
Boys keep you busy all right.
The kids are sure cute!
How's the painting going?
Hang in there!
G-ma N
I'm eager to see your room when the painting is finished! The weather's going to get nicer, so that will be nice with the boys! G-ma F.
They are quite a few title's I'd love to read also. Start writing them and you could be a famous author.
i especially need that first book- Sammy loves "naked parties". Oy.
These were so hilarious, I read them to Stefan.
I laughed so hard! and yes, when you're done reading those, pass them on to me!
SM
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