You know that neither of the boys have had a time out in a while because the CD that gets turned on when they get to time out has cycled through all the songs and has stopped playing.
You know to find Isaiah's shoes in the van because he ALWAYS takes them off and I don't bother to put them back on before we get out to get into the house.
You know to call Isaiah, "I-zay" because Caleb says it's much faster that way.
You know if Isaiah has pooped in his diaper because if you ask him and he says "No" with a smile while running away, it actually means "Yes" and "No" with a serious face means "No".
You know that Isaiah cannot possibly be inside the house and if he is, he's napping because you hear music playing on a musical device that isn't kid's music.
You know that if you hear a dull thud coming from outside, it's Kyle because he's taken to chopping wood every night.
You know that if you hear me say, "Hey, Muscles! I'm talking to Kyle because he's taken to chopping wood every night.
You know that you should say "Don't smile!!" in a silly voice when taking a picture of my boys because that's the only way they'll both smile at the same time. (Look at my new header for proof. Trust me. This is golden.)
You know you will be slobbered on if you hold Livia because she's a drooler. Big time.
You know to never show Isaiah a person in a Halloween costume, a carved pumpkin, a life-size Chucky Cheese, a real looking plastic horse, a small plastic gorilla, a child's stuffed bear, a vacuum, or a big glove because he will yell "Scared!" and scream or cry. Other times he will just stand still, frozen in fear.
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I wondered about the small plastic gorilla. Something that came inside a hot wheels tracks present? :)
The last one about Isaiah was my favorite.
Wait, I thought Isaiah loved the vacuum. I thought he always wanted to help you vacuum when you pulled it out. Am I remembering incorrectly? Was that Caleb?
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